I was watching Miss Houdini in the backyard this morning to make sure she didn't bust up her e-collar again. Yeah, the e-collar is in sad shape now. The e-collar is now patched up with duct tape. This blue and yellow thing started to rise in the neighbor's yard like an extra smurfy blue loaf of bread. The neighbors had a party for their kids today.
For those of you that have a wicked sense of humor, you might want to stick a little Cornish game hen in the turkey. Act very shocked that you purchased a pregnant turkey when you start to carve the turkey up. See how quick on the draw the kids are to point out that turkeys lay eggs.