Hands Free Whopper

How fast can Mayor Bloomberg ban this? Tick, tick, tick..

Patches and Pumpkin

                                                                      Patches

                                                                        Pumpkin

My puppies are at the groomers today. I prefer to say they are at the doggie spa. Heck, what hairstylist do you know gives you a full body wash, pedicure, manicure and anal glands squeezed. Never mind. I don't want an answer if you have a hairstylist that does all that.

This is their first time at this groomers. I prefer doing their grooming.

Pumpkin is 4 1/2 months old.  She doesn't want me to remove her mat on her nose. Gosh her first mat just had to be on her nose. She can make alligator death roll look like an alligator is just turning over in his sleep. She is small and fast. I decided it is time to go to the pro. 

Patches will be a year old in June.   On the other hand he loves me to make his face look good. He just sits there like an angel when I brush his face.

The groomer called and said they did great! I figured my puppies would do fine with this groomer with 33 years of grooming experience behind her.  Unfortunately, one of them peed in the cage and they both have to be re-washed and re-dried.

This is Patches when he had his full coat. He was all fur!

Supi

Thong Scooter Rides On...

Wisconsin has a caped thong rider. HuffPost article, the police said rider isn't breaking any laws.

Comment to the article:  What an inspiration to fat old guys like me!

We might be seeing more riders through out the country.  Old men just want to have fun!

Dressage - Final Freestyle

This horse is amazing. I don't know a thing about horse dressage, but I can see this team had a special performance.

Sgt. Reckless

This was one heck of horse. Ooops.. She's not a horse, she's a Marine!

From the Sgt. Reckless website:

Her Military Decorations include two Purple Hearts, Good Conduct Medal, Presidential Unit Citation with star, National Defense Service Medal, Korean Service Medal, United Nations Service Medal, Navy Unit Commendation, and Republic of Korea Presidential Unit Citation, all of which she wore proudly on her red and gold blanket, along with a French Fourragere that the 5th Marines earned in WW1.

Memorial Day Tribute

Bless them.

Sing with Bob...

Bob Seger still has it!

Jesse's 4 minute workout.

He will trim your waist.

 If you can do the exercise off the wall, you are in good shape.

Hand Shadow Performance

USCG Cape Disappointment.

Enjoy!

Energetic Dog on a treadmill

This little doggie can move his legs fast!

Map of Texas

Removing Dog's Undercoat

It's that time of year when dogs do their mass shedding. This sure beats endless brushing and vacuuming.

Ted's Op-Ed

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/347683/benghazi-eight-months-later.

I see my fine Sen. Ted has Harry's gurly panties in a wad and Harry had to resort to name calling.

Apparently Sen. Ted isn't Hispanic. That's correct. He is a Texan. He got to Texas as soon as he could and embraced the Texas way of life.

Sen. Ted.. keep up the fine work. I wouldn't mind seeing Harry so flustered with you that he puts his panties on the outside of his pants.

Patches and Enfield

This is Patches, a Lhasa Apso dog. He is quite a dandy! He likes being fussed over.











My son conned me into doing a painting for him. Gosh, it has been a long time since I posted something. Supi